i is seeck oph pipples sponging aan me. thees gurl moobhed een saying 'i is senior un consultant and writer whos has published as whaill phlyer but curraintly hailplaiss and homelaiss. cain ai liu een yuar middil kilaas houje? boofy is chouck me luggage aaout with ai 'boo, go aivhay''. i is say' baichaari high phlyer' and is taker hur in. beeg mistaek oph liphe. i lose slip, i lose pice oph maind, mai back hair stand up and say wheee. gurl tekked obher liphe, room, loo, ebherytheeng. she giu poor hari bhaiya her chaddi to wash. hari bhaiya go, ' ai!!!!!!!, ladki ka kapda nahin dhota hai main. chee chee'. my houjemet be cramped and phorced to cobher thaimselves bith tauliya ebherytaime she kiraas thaim in houje. gurl say you isnore ait naight. i poot nose diraap in nose at naight. gurl say you istill isnore. i is say phuck you maan, is my houje. i isnore, phaart, whatever.
she ainturten me ebhery naight in phake khichdi accent bith istory oph some UN country raip and hur mainy adoptiu phathers. thees cailaibrittee, thait cailaibrittee. i isnore ebhen loudur.
so annybhay, to cut laang istiry saart, i is turn hur aaout sounday maarning!!!!
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i is say.
mis diphainse culoney is nou leech aan ainuther haiplaiss soul.
what we vould do vithout the un and its sailphlaiss pipple!!
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